- In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state...
- Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"..
- Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
- a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
- Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!
- Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara........
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- Khirki khuli, julfen udi, socha husan e yaar ka deedar tha, par julfen hati to kismat footi, KYOKI WO TO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA.
- man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar thought! Thought, thought thought and then reply oye khote pehle DATE OF BIRTH to bata...
- Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i'm nt involved."
wife replied,"I'm pregnant."
- Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye." 2nd Sardar: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..!
- NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA'!!
- Woman complaining to dentist: "Its so painful. I"d rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!"
Dentist: "Decide now, so I can adjust the chair accordingly!"
- 12sardar 12car mein 12bajke 12min 12sec mein 12vi gali k 12ve theater mein konsi film dhekhne gaye honge? ? ? WAQT HAMARA HAI..
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