Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems.
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Save a tree, eat a beaver
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
