Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes.

We came, we saw, we drank beer.

Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

Work harder: People on welfare depend on you.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.